So I had to ask someone for their address and began texted them when this came out as my text.

So I am going to need your address. I had it back when you move but mistakenly stored that information in unconscious memory stores. An internal investigation has been launch to figure out where the breakdown was and why the location fell into unconscious stores while a data retrieval team has been dispatched into the for immediate search and rescue. But as you know it can get quite strange and squirrelly in there and the team has failed their last three check ins. I fear we may have lost them. That is why I have escalated this to a defcon 2 alert and in the interest of avoiding insult I have reached out to you to see if you could send me the information so we can make it to the rendezvous point on time. Time is critical on this and would appreciate your immediate action providing me with the location. Godspeed! And may the God of Love and of my ancestors guide and protect you.

After they sent the address, I added.

Thank you sir. I don’t know if we can count the lives that will be saved with your heroic actions in bringing me this intel.